So, that new sidebar, yeah? Sure is a thing. The tumblr devs might change things before it’s fully implemented across the board, and Xkit Rewritten might add some options after the interface moves from testing to permanent – but until they do, here’s a little fix to spread things out a little, so that your tumblr experience doesn’t feel so squished. It results in a dash like this:

which is a little more comfortable than the original, I think.

To install the script, first make sure you install the addon/extension Stylus, if you don’t have it already. And then, well, simply click here, and click “install” to add the style. Enjoy your more wide open spaces!

(Code under the cut for advanced users; comments or suggestions are welcome. You’re also free to modify your own copies for any sidebar width or spacing you prefer.)

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bananacorn-limeade:

1961’s The WORLD of ICE and FIRE

I’m going to do it. I’m going to self-indulge!

The Roger Corman ASOIAF production post is mostly just a novelty, but since I’m me, I have a lot of FEELINGS and OPINIONS about this cast. Naturally.

Anyway. Here’s how well I think the actors in my post would play their roles, from worst to best.

#19, Worst: John Ashley as Robb Stark

You know how Ben Affleck has a face that knows about emails? John Ashley has a face that knows about sock hops. Woefully miscast.

#18: Tor Johnson as Gregor Clegane

God love the big guy, but I’ve only ever seen him make this face. Also, despite his repertoire of roles suggesting otherwise on paper, he just doesn’t seem like a mean guy.

#17: John Agar as Jaime Lannister

Another terrible choice. The only reason he’s not ranked as worst is because his soulless performance would make viewers interpret Jaime as an absolutely irredeemable sociopath, which at least would be… uh, interesting, I guess.

#16 Robert Reed as Renly Baratheon

Renly, but only if he was the most boring Baratheon. Go ahead, try to picture Reed eating a peach. You can’t.

#15 Dawn Bender as Arya Stark

Aw, she’d try. But I feel like her attempts at Arya’s fire would mostly come off as petulance.

#14 Richard Carlson as Ned Stark

Sorry, what? I fell asleep for a minute there.

#13 June Kenney as Daenerys Targaryen

Kenney would try her level best, but you know Corman would do a terrible job incorporating her storyline with the main plot, so she wouldn’t have much to do except lounge around on mildly offensive orientalist sets and talk to her force-perspective dragon puppets. (Stop-motion you say? What, you think American International is made of money?)

#12 Dolores Faith as Sansa Stark

Again, no knock to Faith, but as with Daenerys, I think a 1961 production would flatten Sansa’s character away to nothing. She’d get to pine and wear some nice dresses.

#11 Anthony Dexter as Petyr Baelish

This guy can play oily like nobody’s business (check him out in 1962’s Married Too Young), but 5D-chess-level deviousness might be beyond him.

#10 Michael Dunn as Tyrion Lannister

Full disclosure: I’m plopping him in the middle because I’ve never seen him in anything! The only little person I’ve personally seen in Corman’s movies is Billy Barty (playing an actual, literal imp), and Dunn was someone I found who was said to play much meatier roles. In general, I think the depth of Tyrion’s character would seriously challenge 1960s casting directors who were used to casting little people in jokey roles or as something less than human. One of many problems they’d have with the source material, no doubt.

#9 Lon Cheney Jr. as Sandor Clegane

Here’s another actor who would do the best with what he was given - which would be an essentially empty role. This Sandor would be a beast used only for jump scares, with too much rubber over his face to ever show an emotion.

#8 Glen Langan as Stannis Baratheon

Langan would be serious, but dull, with lots of droning sermonizing. In other words, perfect. Still boring though.

#7 Basil Rathbone as Tywin Lannister

Who better to play a role totally owned by Charles Dance than an actor who’s even Charles Dancier? The only reason I’m not ranking this legend higher is because I do think he’d kind of sleepwalk through this role, especially at this stage in his career.

#6 Raymond Burr as Robert Baratheon

The future Mr. Perry Mason was damn good at playing hard-drinking, prowly, “beastly” men. See him in this fabulous trailer for 1951’s Bride of the Gorilla (spoiler: Burr is the gorilla). Of course, for this production, he’d be about 10 years on from that virile role, but that’s perfectly on brand for Bobby B.

#5 Michael Landon as Jon Snow

Landon’s tortured James Dean era would be a great fit for angsty goth teen Jon, though he might have trouble keeping his feelings as hidden as Jon does.

#4 Allison Hayes as Melisandre

Should she be ranked this high? Eh, maybe not, but this woman is a goddamn B-movie bombshell goddess. Her Red Woman would be a little less mysterious, sure, but her perfectly arched eyebrows and bullet bra would do R'hllor proud all the same.

#3 Marie Windsor as Catelyn Stark

They didn’t call her Queen of the B’s for nothing. Windsor always did great with roles that call for strength and verve. She’d be a fantastic Cat, and - dare I dream it - an even better Lady Stoneheart.

#2 Jack Nicholson as Theon Greyjoy

Now this would be fun. If baby Jack Nicholson had half the presence and charisma he would show in later movies, his Theon would be legendary.

#1 Coleen Gray as Cersei Lannister

If I can get Tumblr to understand one thing, it’s how much Coleen Gray would absolutely eat in the role of Cersei. She’s beautiful. She’s a schemer. She’s a helpless victim. She’s back for revenge. I challenge anyone to watch her insane, murderous, fierce, gorgeous, duplicitous performance in 1960’s otherwise pretty terrible The Leech Woman and not come to the same conclusion. I’m serious. There would be no survivors. 👑

jackedup180:

can grrm’s next timewasting in universe book be a theological text olease i want to know why the faith does baptism what’s the risk to the soul if you aren’t anointed as a baby. which of the seven is associated with each colour in the rainbow if there’s seven holy oils are they different types of oil and why. what horrendous septarian debates are they having in the church and how many novices have been murdered during them

adreamoflemons:

#can’t spell war criminal without uhhh . rail m(e) (via @daenystheedreamer)

longclawshilt:

So I did a thing….

idk I think I’ve cracked the code 🤔💭

butterscotchgriffin:

Game of Thrones x American Girl Dolls?

2023 Shimmering Silver Holiday Collector Doll | American Girl®

This limited-edition holiday 2023 18-inch collector doll has gray eyes & wavy white hair. She wears a gown and accessories with real Swarovs

americangirl.com

Now you can get your own Daenerys Targaryen American Girl Doll!

Sold as “American Girl® 2023 Shimmering Silver Holiday Collector Doll”

Tell me this doesn’t look like season one Daenerys.

tragedy-peanut-gallery:

So I tried my hand at @melrosing ‘s asoiaf art meme! Hope I’m not late to the party!

Note: the pose used in the red wedding scene here isn’t mine, it belongs to tiktok artist mellonsoup (@mellon_soup), so credit to them and I have their og image under the cut!

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